Black Raven Dragoons

[Tirian]

Just a late shout out to Thal on a happy birthday. He's not 30 yet, but he looks 45!

[Zancarius]

I really should've picked a different tie to go with that sword.

Just kidding. Thank you, and I am actually 30 now. Or is that 20 with 10 years experience? Hmmm.

[Highgrade]

Damn I missed it. Happy birthday bro.

[Zancarius]

Thanks, I guess I keep it well hidden.

May is a good month for the guild.

[MaxRile]

Happy birth day bud and i think its 10% luck 20% skill 60% stupidity.

[Zancarius]

What's the other 10%?

(Is that a reference to Remember the Name?)

[Gnomegrenade]

Happy (belated) B-Day!

You're still a young pup compared to me.

Can't even remember when I was 30?? Or when I even turned 30!

DAMN I'M OLD!

[Zancarius]

Nah, the reason you can't remember when you turned 30 is because you're still 29.

[Gnomegrenade]

Nah, the reason you can't remember when you turned 30 is because you're still 29.

Thanks for making me feel 17 years younger!!

[Zancarius]

If anyone asks you your age, just tell them you're 29.

If they don't believe you, tell them that some guy on the Internet told you that you're 29, so it must be true. Right? Right?

[Tirian]

Gentlemen, by now we should realize that until around 50, age is just a benefit from men. Done.