So apparently HP is selling web-connected printers. While they claim you can set up "scheduled printing" for things like online newpapers, there is something more sinister in the works. They're discussing the possibility of targeted advertising, printed directly from your printer. With the price of ink cartridges these days, this is outrageous.
I'm glad I have a "dumb" laser printer. Ink is way too expensive, toner is much cheaper, and I'll be damned if I ever buy a web-connected printer.