This marine must've been a level 80 warrior! (That's what Thal Exclaimed!)
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3306263
Marine Crits bear with heroic log throw for 2000 damage.
Bear dies.
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Heroic Throw For the win!
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Heroic Throw For the win!
by Grimblast » Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:02 pm
Guild Wars 2 Characters
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by Zancarius » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:34 pm
Well, yeah. Chucking a log and killing a bear instantly *has* to be a warrior ability. Because:
If he were a mage, he would've set it on fire.
If he were a warlock, he would've sent it running scared.
If he were a hunter, he would've shot it.
If he were a priest, he'd be on a res timer.
If he were a rogue, he would've vanished 15 times, shadow-stepped-back-stabbed-wtf-ambush. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun.
If he were a death knight, he would've diseased it and raised his kids as ghouls.
If he were a paladin, he'd go to one-shot it but wind up bubble-hearthing instead only to find out he doesn't have enough mana to cast redemption on his kids when he comes meandering back an hour later.
If he were a mage, he would've set it on fire.
If he were a warlock, he would've sent it running scared.
If he were a hunter, he would've shot it.
If he were a priest, he'd be on a res timer.
If he were a rogue, he would've vanished 15 times, shadow-stepped-back-stabbed-wtf-ambush. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun. Stun.
If he were a death knight, he would've diseased it and raised his kids as ghouls.
If he were a paladin, he'd go to one-shot it but wind up bubble-hearthing instead only to find out he doesn't have enough mana to cast redemption on his kids when he comes meandering back an hour later.
I gave that lich a phylactery shard. Liches love phylactery shards.
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