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Billy Mays to Pitch the Zune?

Postby Zancarius » Sat May 30, 2009 1:59 pm

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/satire ... ,7931.html

This is a satirical post but would be an awesome prospect nevertheless
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Postby Damorte » Sun May 31, 2009 12:00 am

I don't know, since I've watched that show Pitchmen, I hold Billy Mays in a completely different light now. He's a rude, conceited, sonuva bitch. :twisted:
"All me got to be able to do is spell 'kill.' K-Y-Y-Y-L...."

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Postby Snobal » Sun May 31, 2009 9:52 am

Pitchmen = Suck
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Postby Zancarius » Sun May 31, 2009 10:00 am

Considering he's probably the best known salesman on the planet, it really doesn't surprise me.

He's still awesome, though.
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Postby Snobal » Sun May 31, 2009 2:38 pm

Billy Mays > Anthony Sullivan


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Postby Zancarius » Sun May 31, 2009 5:17 pm

Snobal wrote:Billy Mays > Anthony Sullivan


/discuss


Billy Mays > All
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Postby Snobal » Sun May 31, 2009 7:37 pm

Thalaria wrote:
Snobal wrote:Billy Mays > Anthony Sullivan


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Billy Mays > All



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Postby Damorte » Sun May 31, 2009 10:44 pm

Anthony just stands behind Billy screaming at him to "WIPE BIGGER!" Fail.
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Postby Snobal » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:21 pm

I think you got it screwed up, lol. Anthony wanted him to wipe smaller!

I saw that episode :wink:
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