Well, here's an ironic and somewhat hilarious twist on fate.
A recent study of Dutch men finds that a majority of those who are really good at Halo and Call of Duty suffer from premature ejaculation. Indeed, good reflexes on the one hand (heh) translates to good reflexes on the other--too good, in fact.
Now, if only Legendz/Furiah were still around so I could paste this link whenever either of those two monkeys boast about being so amazingly good at their beloved console games and PvP.