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What Really Happened to Johnny Appleseed?

Postby Zancarius » Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:49 pm

It's a rather sad story, I'm afraid. It's one of a young man who vigilantly collected apples on an isolated island in Nagrand only to have met a rather cruel fate early in his life. It's a story rife with tragedy and despair. Alas, we shall miss the poor young lad whom we all know as Johnny Appleseed.

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Rest in peace.
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Postby Grimblast » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:44 pm

If you look close enough, you can see a "T" carved into the base of the handle of that axe....hmmmmmm
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Postby Zancarius » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:55 pm

Yes, but your name starts with a T, too.

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Postby Snobal » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:37 pm

Hehe... Here's the axe's hilt viewed at 300%


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*Glares at Turus and takes a few steps away*
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Postby Zancarius » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:00 pm

This clearly exonerates me from any wrong-doing, even though I use axes and my name starts with a T.
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Postby Killemal » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:05 pm

Wasn't Thal or Turus. Just my BFF Thrall.
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Postby Snobal » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:06 am

Thalaria wrote:This clearly exonerates me from any wrong-doing, even though I use axes and my name starts with a T.



Keep in mind, Thal, that my restraining order on you lasts until 2110. So please, for your safety and mine, stay at least 500 feet away from me at all times.
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Postby Zancarius » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:20 am

LOLOLOL
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Postby Tarlas » Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:33 am

LOL
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Postby Aigle » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:07 am

More like ghost hunters; pixelated photos and all.

"Wait, is that..NO!!!"
"Whoa dude"
"Oh wait, it's just ectoplasmic residue"
"...."

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Postby Lithium » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:44 am

Since he wasn't killed with a large pink rubber dong...

No one will suspect me.

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Postby Zancarius » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:10 pm

Aigle wrote:"Oh wait, it's just ectoplasmic residue"


That wasn't ectoplasm...

Lithium wrote:Since he wasn't killed with a large pink rubber dong...

No one will suspect me.

Score.


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