Ever notice how Tom Cruise never dances in movies? Damn. Just.. damn. http://www.influks.com/post266.html
How is our children learning to co-exist with fish peacefully? Um. Here: http://www.influks.com/post275.html
Don't fuck with Swedish cops who drive Volvo station wagons:
http://www.influks.com/post108.html
Okay... people create terms for ludicrous things, like "Hot Carl". Well, my friends and I created a term called an "Exxon Valdez" in reference to... well, what happens in this video. I never thought it actually fucking happened. Ever. ]http://www.influks.com/post470.html
If I ever did the weather: http://www.influks.com/post776.html
My kind of work environment: http://www.influks.com/post786.html
I love the Ninja Turtles, too... but god DAMN! http://www.influks.com/post784.html
Before the theatrical version of "The Hulk"... there was: "Muthafuckin' Hulkizzle in the Hoodizzle" http://www.influks.com/post322.html
I'm moving back to Jersey just to do this: http://www.influks.com/post775.html
Okay. This kid's a pimp: http://www.influks.com/post694.html
And this is why England banned Taco Bell: http://www.influks.com/post690.html
Richard Simmons totally needs to find a better parking spot: http://www.influks.com/post180.html
Leeroy Jenkins, on the job. http://www.influks.com/post536.html
Have fun wasting like... your whole day now.