Then <The Goon Squad> is the place for your horde alts. Think of the cold and desolate home that you, yes you, are eligible to have. We have all-night Dwarf roastings from Friday through Saturday; Undead limb tossing contests on Wednesdays, and Blood Elf Vs. Alliance Paladin hearth-off contests.
Give in to your darkest impulses and enlist.
(Oh. And free punch and pie.)
Anyway, there's the shpiel... Vest made us all a home for our hordie alts. Get more info from him and get your alts ready for the same path of insanity, just with uglier people.
