Black Raven Dragoons

[Tirian]

Someone let Sno near a computer? And here I thought he was living in a cabin in Montana somewhere.

[Snobal]

I've since left the farm life to follow my dreams of one day becoming a fluffer for big name adult films (Anal Assassins 13, anyone?).

[Elade]

SNOBAL!

My favorite human punching bag! How are you? It's been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long!

--Claire

[Zancarius]

Uh oh.

[Snobal]

ELLLLLLAAAAAADDEEEEEEEE!!!!!


Well, love, I've been pretty damn spiffy. Busy but keeping it classy, ya know? Enough about me! HOW ARE YOU!??!?!?!?



Forever and always willing to be your submissive,
<3 Sno

[Elade]

I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I tried replacing you with Highgrade, but it just ain't the same. Also, plotting my evil takeover of the world via West Nile Virus experiments. You know, the usual shenanigans.

[Snobal]

Psshh, Highgrade? He's far too old for the job. He's gotta be pushing, what, 40 these days? No no. That won't do. It's time I make my return. That is, if you're playing Guild Wars 2 with the rest of the gang. West Nile? I can dig that. Mad cow got too played out by the media.

[Zancarius]

Psshh, Highgrade? He's far too old for the job. He's gotta be pushing, what, 40 these days? No no. That won't do. It's time I make my return. That is, if you're playing Guild Wars 2 with the rest of the gang. West Nile? I can dig that. Mad cow got too played out by the media.

I think I'm very slightly older than HG by like... 2 months.

[Snobal]

Hmmm... there doesn't seem to be an easy way outta this one. I love you?

[Highgrade]

Depends on the day. Lol! With my back the way it is I feel ancient. And Sno calm down you young wiper snapper. Get off my lawn. In my day we respected our elders.

[Snobal]

Your generation respected their elders, mine made Little Wayne a pop culture icon. Po-Tay-Toe, Po-Tah-Toe.

[Zancarius]

I dunno. My generation produced pop stars like Britney Spears and NSync. Can't really say I'm especially proud of that.

[Elade]

Don't forget the Backstreet Boys! My favorite band! I was sad to say bye bye bye to them. No, wait, that song was N Sync...

[Zancarius]

I think even the Backstreet Boys were a bit old for my taste.

Then again... I went most of my time in high school loving electronica before I got hooked on Disturbed. Now my taste is so eclectic it makes sane people cry. Not sure how to feel about that...

[Snobal]

Really?! I can remember rockin' out to the Backstreet Boys, Nsync, Blink-182, and lets not forget "I'm Blue" by Eifel 65. Then there was the time I got in a fight in elementary school after some kid made fun of me for liking a Brittney Spears song. It was catchy, man.