Black Raven Dragoons

[Lithium]

Based on the "Real Men of Genius" commercials. Funny shit. Enjoy.

Morning Glory Dew (MGD) Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. AFK all day in the Battlegrounds guy.
(Mr. AFK all day in the battlegrounds guy!)

With silent intensity you keep the AV caves free of enemies and the AB lake free of fish all while browsing forums and listening to music.
(Why is that guy jumpinnnn?)

Alt tab at the ready, and victory in your sights, only you can manage to wrack up 10k honor points in one day with only 1 kill.
(He must've killed a ninjaaa!)

Let the forum whiners say what they must, but no alliance is getting in that cave today. Not on your watch.
(Why is he still jumpinnn)

So crack open an ice-cold Morning Glory Dew you space bar barbarian, and keep doing what you do best. Nothing.
(Someone page a gm!!??)

[Lithium]

Today we salute you, Mr. Crappy DPSin' Ret Pally guy.
(Mr. Crappy DPSin' Ret Pally guy!)

With your giant hammer, you bring up the bottom of the meter; giving tanks the great boost in confidence they need to keep on speccing prot.
(At least I'm not as bad as that crappy ret pally!)

With Crusader Strike ready, and spamming Judgement of Command, you can start DPSing before there are even any sunders - because you don't do enough DPS to pull aggro anyway.
(Why isn't this guy heeeealiiiiiin'?)

You don't have to heal today, and you have your bubble hearth macro out and ready. Nothing can stop you now.
(WTF is he dooooiiiiin?)

So crack open an ice-cold Morning Glory Dew, you Crusader Striking priest in plate, and keep doing what you do best: Crappy DPS.
(You have been kicked from the grooooooup!)

[Grimblast]

Haha!

[Zancarius]

As a prot warrior, I approve this message!

[alacor]

Wow and I thought holy spec was the crapy one. lol