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Black Widow Rapist?!
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Black Widow Rapist?!
by Grimblast » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:47 am
Guild Wars 2 Characters
Turalia Gearspark - Asuran Engineer ----------- Turus Gearspark - Asuran Guardian
Thelena Turusian - Norn Warrior ---------------- Jake Turusian - Human Thief
Dililah Turusian - Norn Necromancer ------------ Rahl Braincrusher - Char Mesmer
Star Earthbreaker - Sylvari Elementalist -------- Rylo Preystalker - Char Ranger
Turalia Gearspark - Asuran Engineer ----------- Turus Gearspark - Asuran Guardian
Thelena Turusian - Norn Warrior ---------------- Jake Turusian - Human Thief
Dililah Turusian - Norn Necromancer ------------ Rahl Braincrusher - Char Mesmer
Star Earthbreaker - Sylvari Elementalist -------- Rylo Preystalker - Char Ranger
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by Snobal » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:01 pm
The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov...
Maybe, just maybe she'll make her way to middle Georgia sometime...
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by Zancarius » Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:54 pm
You'd wind up with penis trauma, a mild case of poisoning, and no recollection of how much fun brought you into your current predicament.
I gave that lich a phylactery shard. Liches love phylactery shards.
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by Zancarius » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:27 pm
Maybe not. In this case, you wouldn't remember anything! So you may as well be playing with spiders.
I gave that lich a phylactery shard. Liches love phylactery shards.
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by Damorte » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:10 pm
And how exactly would you hit on a black widow?
Hey baby, nice egg sack.
If I told you that you had a beautiful thorax would you hold it against me?
Did it hurt? What? When you fell from your web?
Hey baby, nice egg sack.
If I told you that you had a beautiful thorax would you hold it against me?
Did it hurt? What? When you fell from your web?
"All me got to be able to do is spell 'kill.' K-Y-Y-Y-L...."
Cause of accident: Lack of adhesive ducks.
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Cause of accident: Lack of adhesive ducks.
Damiya - Sith Marauder
Damelle - Sith Sorcerer
Damienne - Mercenary
Devie - Sniper
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by Zancarius » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:17 pm
Cheesy inc!
"I wouldn't mind being wrapped up in your business."
"That's a really nice hourglass. Can I lick it?"
"Your mandibles must've recently devoured a moth, because I've had this fluttering feeling inside since I saw you."
Yeah, okay. I'll stop.
I scare myself sometimes.
"I wouldn't mind being wrapped up in your business."
"That's a really nice hourglass. Can I lick it?"
"Your mandibles must've recently devoured a moth, because I've had this fluttering feeling inside since I saw you."
Yeah, okay. I'll stop.
I scare myself sometimes.
I gave that lich a phylactery shard. Liches love phylactery shards.
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