Black Raven Dragoons

Here's to another birthday, more than a half-dozen upcoming exams, and so much diversity training you could sub in for Al Sharpton.

Happy birthday!

It's a shame they loaded you down with so much nonsense, otherwise you might actually be able to enjoy today. Hope you enjoy the crunchy pseudo-donuts in lieu of rest and relaxation.

Much love,

Benjamin

As I've already teased her today, here's again wishing you a happy birthday, Rachael!

im so late for this but happy Bday >.<

You guys are the best! Also, please feel free to donate to the Overstudying Syndrome Relief Effort, and help prevent lower GPAs everywhere!

So what would that entail? Random distractions, dancing gerbils... goats?