So... uh, what's going on in Russia?

Loads of rumors are floating around. Notably, the prevailing gist of it is that Putin hasn't been seen in public since March 5th. There's tons of speculation as to why: Visiting the newly-born love-child of his mistress who purportedly gave birth in Switzerland, a lingering illness preventing him from making a public appearance, threat of assassination attempts, actual assassination, a coup, etc. Unfortunately, the US press is completely useless (and who really gives a crap about the latest celebrity gossip? seriously!).
Also of note, there's apparently a boatload of military hardware in Moscow, but no one here can confirm it--possible photoshop at work and/or outdated images being peddled as current shots. That speculation is even more interesting, but the most benign I've seen is that it's pre-preparation work for a possible parade.
I also understand the Russian press was told not to leave their offices for the weekend and to prepare for a major announcement? Again, I can't seem to really confirm that with all the nonsense that's at the top of Google right now--it's all, likewise, speculation.
I saw images earlier that purported to show a 3-hour blackout at the Kremlin. Again, possible photoshop, but if all hell's breaking loose over there, I'd be interested to know. (Not that I could do anything about it.)
So, is this just a bunch of drivel from people whose tinfoil hats slipped off momentarily or is there something serious afoot? The timing seems a bit strange given the recent assassination of the opposition leader.
Also of note, there's apparently a boatload of military hardware in Moscow, but no one here can confirm it--possible photoshop at work and/or outdated images being peddled as current shots. That speculation is even more interesting, but the most benign I've seen is that it's pre-preparation work for a possible parade.
I also understand the Russian press was told not to leave their offices for the weekend and to prepare for a major announcement? Again, I can't seem to really confirm that with all the nonsense that's at the top of Google right now--it's all, likewise, speculation.
I saw images earlier that purported to show a 3-hour blackout at the Kremlin. Again, possible photoshop, but if all hell's breaking loose over there, I'd be interested to know. (Not that I could do anything about it.)
So, is this just a bunch of drivel from people whose tinfoil hats slipped off momentarily or is there something serious afoot? The timing seems a bit strange given the recent assassination of the opposition leader.